Wednesday, March 17, 2010


Happy Saint Patricks Day Everyone!

Now moving on
is going to be EPIC
I will be heading over to one of my favorite Bars
(even though I dont drink,Im allowed to Love a Bar right?)
TobyKeiths I love the Bar
Because the one and only

Easton Corbin

Will be Debuting.

But thats beside the point
Its also Free and Fun

I cannot wait
In fact
Im waiting to shower until before that
So I feel alll good and ready to PARTY

Without the drinks of course

Just like at the Gretchen Wilson Concert
Ill be drinking water and dancing
My butt will still jiggle and
People may or may not still think im Drunk.

Oh well
At least Im a Friendly " Drunk"

Now for a Tale:

Yesterday My sister and I sat in bed
and decided it would be Grand to get in the little red car
and drive to Tucson to see my Dear friend Kamry and her three
little angels. We were stoked.
I gathered my things, my siblings and went out the door.
We drove and drove...for what seemed like ages
But the weather was amazing and were were blasting music with the windows
Nothing is better than that.
I noticed my cars RPMs reving up and the speed going way down
and I did all I could to stay at a normal pace
But when the RPMs got to 5 and the speed to 40 I decided I needed to Pull over.
I did just that.
As I went to the side
The clutch just went out, Right under my foot.
Good thing I was getting off.

We called my mom, and asked her to call Dad.
Cause we knew he'd think we were retarted for driving that little piece of crap
in the first place

We sat for 3 Hours
I enjoyed the loud music, and the Nice breeze.

4 Officers stopped to check on us.
Cade Got way bored and Opened up the back seat into the trunk
(I may or may not have thought about closing the seat so he was stuck in the trunk)

Finally Our Amazing Dad shows up.
Him and that Dolly in allll their
U-hauled glory.

He is my Hero.
He wakes Up at 3am
every day
and works until about 4pm.
He works his butt off.
Then he has to jump in the truck
drive 2 hours to tow us back 2 more hours
and I am SOO grateful for him

We LOVE you Dad!

Thats my Story
and Sadly we never made it to Kam's house.
But I WILL and NOTHING will stop me.
(Oh and did I mention we Also Said Prayers. Its no wonder we were So safe all that time, right on the edge of the busy Highway...)

Hope Ya'll have a Fabulous Fabulous Day Today!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Ihop? Somewhere? Anywhere? Nowhere.

Well, Its been a day.
A long day
(not so obviously)

I went to church with some friends
Who, I must say, I love.
I mean it, Love.
I love them like they be my own siblings.

Or maybe thats awkward
But I love em' anyhow.

My friend K and I went over to our friend J's house
(really his grammas)
And I made K and B eggs.
Who woulda thought while I cleaned up the mess
Id make a bigger one.
J will tell you so.
(he called me out on it. Awkward)

Then we left for Church.

It was no matter to me that just moments before Church
I was being made fun of
I love Church.

There is a certain Peace and Comfort there.
The spirit Dwells there.
And I am grateful.
Its like a recharge for my batteries.

Im grateful I have it.

Im grateful for friends.

After church, I went home.
I sat on the computer for awhile.
( i really mean "awhile")
and was supposed to hang out with another friend, G.

G ended up not being able to.
So I went back over to K's house.

Oh the Joy.
Awkward story.
I was in the back of K's truck
(back seat)
B and K were in the front.

K's parents drive by, stop, and so did we.
K's dad Stares me down
Like a bull would do to a stupid man in red.
but he didnt move
He just...Stared.

Thats it. Guess you had to be there
But in the end, He realized it was just
Little ol' Bree.
Harmless little Me.


When I went back to K's
we rented a Redbox
(whoever invented it, is loaded)
and got the Time Travelers Wife.

Not suggested...Theres alot of Face hair
and bad acting.
Sweet, but So not worth it.

In other news today
K,B and J decided I am a HATER.
Yes, a hater.
Because I speak truths.
Like For instance: Cute girl in Church, AKA, Sacajewa.
I tell them
Very Cute, Not your type.


Making fun of the Fake hair in the T.T.W movie.


Telling J and K that Craps is lame


I learned today, that Indeed, I am a hater.
Of all things Cheezy, Unrealistic and Cheap.

Is this such a Crime? No. Am I still a Hater. Yes.

Friends, This post was really random. Its now 3:05am

I seriously need to go to bed.

Oh and I think I saw Hayleys Comet tonight.
That comet was Just doin' it.

Doin Work.

Sleep good guys, Loves.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Gretchen Wilson at Toby Keiths I love this Bar

Yes, This Very Sexy Lady was in Mesa, Arizona Tonight.
( and I am allowed to say shes sexy, Im allowed to check out girls...)
She was doing her very first Show in a small Venue and
I have a whole new respect for this girl
She really does ROCK
and sounds just as amazing in person.
Anyway, that was my adventure for the night
and I loved it.

I also Hiked today.
(some of you are probably gasping in shock)
Because you should be!
I havent done that much physical activity since I walked to the mail box.

I went up Usery Pass, and it was ROUGH.
I can feel my Hips and Knees starting to stiffen.
I am going again tommorrow. Whether or not I die.

I need to get in shape.
This has been a realization of mine forever
tonight, while I danced and shook my big ol' butt
It Jiggled.
Heaven forbid, it jiggle. I mean...Come On.

I danced anyway.
But Every once in awhile Id come back to reality and realize I was probably causing an
And Id stop.
Its called common Courtesy People!
Meanwhile Other people, walk by, Hit you in the jaw and then shove their dadnabbed
Elbows in your ribs, and it gets nasty.
I was bein nice anyway though
Cause even though Im a
Redneck Woman

I can be a High Class Broad.

Okay not really, But I can be patient.

I tried.
All in all, it was a fun night.

And I totally suggest listening to Gretchen, cause she'll rock your socks off.

Have a Fabulous Night.
Loves! Bree