I little Bit of Yummy

HAPPY DAY!

Happy Saint Patricks Day Everyone!

Now moving on

Tonight

is going to be EPIC

I will be heading over to one of my favorite Bars

(even though I dont drink,Im allowed to Love a Bar right?)

TobyKeiths I love the Bar

Because the one and only

Easton Corbin

Will be Debuting.

What

A

Babe

But thats beside the point

Its also Free and Fun

I cannot wait

In fact

Im waiting to shower until before that

So I feel alll good and ready to PARTY

Without the drinks of course

Although

Just like at the Gretchen Wilson Concert

Ill be drinking water and dancing

My butt will still jiggle and

People may or may not still think im Drunk.

Oh well

At least Im a Friendly " Drunk"

haha

Now for a Tale:

Yesterday My sister and I sat in bed

and decided it would be Grand to get in the little red car

and drive to Tucson to see my Dear friend Kamry and her three

little angels. We were stoked.

I gathered my things, my siblings and went out the door.

We drove and drove...for what seemed like ages

But the weather was amazing and were were blasting music with the windows

down

Nothing is better than that.

Nothing

I noticed my cars RPMs reving up and the speed going way down

and I did all I could to stay at a normal pace

But when the RPMs got to 5 and the speed to 40 I decided I needed to Pull over.

I did just that.

As I went to the side

The clutch just went out, Right under my foot.

Good thing I was getting off.

We called my mom, and asked her to call Dad.

Cause we knew he'd think we were retarted for driving that little piece of crap

in the first place

OH WELL.

We sat for 3 Hours

I enjoyed the loud music, and the Nice breeze.

4 Officers stopped to check on us.

Cade Got way bored and Opened up the back seat into the trunk

(I may or may not have thought about closing the seat so he was stuck in the trunk)

Finally Our Amazing Dad shows up.

Him and that Dolly in allll their

U-hauled glory.

He is my Hero.

He wakes Up at 3am

every day

and works until about 4pm.

He works his butt off.

Then he has to jump in the truck

drive 2 hours to tow us back 2 more hours

and I am SOO grateful for him

We LOVE you Dad!

Thats my Story

and Sadly we never made it to Kam's house.

But I WILL and NOTHING will stop me.

(Oh and did I mention we Also Said Prayers. Its no wonder we were So safe all that time, right on the edge of the busy Highway...)

Hope Ya'll have a Fabulous Fabulous Day Today!

Ihop? Somewhere? Anywhere? Nowhere.

Well, Its been a day.

(obviously)

A long day

(not so obviously)

I went to church with some friends

Who, I must say, I love.

I mean it, Love.

I love them like they be my own siblings.

Or maybe thats awkward

But I love em' anyhow.

My friend K and I went over to our friend J's house

(really his grammas)

And I made K and B eggs.

Who woulda thought while I cleaned up the mess

Id make a bigger one.

J will tell you so.

(he called me out on it. Awkward)

Then we left for Church.

It was no matter to me that just moments before Church

I was being made fun of

Because

I love Church.

There is a certain Peace and Comfort there.

The spirit Dwells there.

And I am grateful.

Its like a recharge for my batteries.

Im grateful I have it.

Im grateful for friends.

After church, I went home.

Sadly

I sat on the computer for awhile.

( i really mean "awhile")

and was supposed to hang out with another friend, G.

G ended up not being able to.

So I went back over to K's house.

Oh the Joy.

Awkward story.

I was in the back of K's truck

(back seat)

B and K were in the front.

K's parents drive by, stop, and so did we.

K's dad Stares me down

Like a bull would do to a stupid man in red.

but he didnt move

He just...Stared.

AWKWARD.

Thats it. Guess you had to be there

But in the end, He realized it was just

me.

Little ol' Bree.

Harmless little Me.

Hallelua.

When I went back to K's

we rented a Redbox

(whoever invented it, is loaded)

and got the Time Travelers Wife.

Not suggested...Theres alot of Face hair

and bad acting.

Sweet, but So not worth it.

In other news today

K,B and J decided I am a HATER.

Yes, a hater.

Because I speak truths.

Like For instance: Cute girl in Church, AKA, Sacajewa.

I tell them

Very Cute, Not your type.

Hater.

Making fun of the Fake hair in the T.T.W movie.

Hater.

Telling J and K that Craps is lame

Hater.

I learned today, that Indeed, I am a hater.

Of all things Cheezy, Unrealistic and Cheap.

Is this such a Crime? No. Am I still a Hater. Yes.

Friends, This post was really random. Its now 3:05am

I seriously need to go to bed.

Oh and I think I saw Hayleys Comet tonight.

That comet was Just doin' it.

Doin Work.

Sleep good guys, Loves.

Gretchen Wilson at Toby Keiths I love this Bar

Yes, This Very Sexy Lady was in Mesa, Arizona Tonight.

( and I am allowed to say shes sexy, Im allowed to check out girls...)

She was doing her very first Show in a small Venue and

SHE ROCKED IT.

I have a whole new respect for this girl

She really does ROCK

and sounds just as amazing in person.

HOW COOL.

Anyway, that was my adventure for the night

and I loved it.

I also Hiked today.

(some of you are probably gasping in shock)

Because you should be!

I havent done that much physical activity since I walked to the mail box.

I went up Usery Pass, and it was ROUGH.

I can feel my Hips and Knees starting to stiffen.

But

I am going again tommorrow. Whether or not I die.

I need to get in shape.

This has been a realization of mine forever

BUT

tonight, while I danced and shook my big ol' butt

It Jiggled.

YES

JIGGLED.

Heaven forbid, it jiggle. I mean...Come On.

I danced anyway.

But Every once in awhile Id come back to reality and realize I was probably causing an

Earthquake.

And Id stop.

Its called common Courtesy People!

Meanwhile Other people, walk by, Hit you in the jaw and then shove their dadnabbed

Elbows in your ribs, and it gets nasty.

I was bein nice anyway though

Cause even though Im a

Redneck Woman

I can be a High Class Broad.

Okay not really, But I can be patient.

I tried.

All in all, it was a fun night.

And I totally suggest listening to Gretchen, cause she'll rock your socks off.

Have a Fabulous Night.

Loves! Bree